Hey there, welcome to my page.  Sorry to disappoint but I offer no services in the club. I’m currently building this page to serve as a dummy page and reference for all the real pages we’ll have here soon. Isn’t that fun?  I do truly enjoy long virtual murderous drives on the beach and pixelated sand in my shoes.  If you’re lucky maybe you’ll only hear the sound of my car flying by and manage to avoid collision.

My specialty you ask?  Forgetting what I’m saying mid word and going AFK before you even have a chance to pay me.

I’m open minded, love to have fun and want to hear all about the one time you were IMing me and thought I was ignoring you. No, my friend, I was likely zoned out, stuffing my face with keto snacks or filming YouTube videos.  We all have our weaknesses.

Now don’t spend a second more on my profile, go check out the other absolutely fabulous girls The Monarchy has to offer.  Oh and come to an event, you actually may see me there. Talk soon. You know, in 874,545 days. XO

I’m currently building the website and this is just a dummy page. You can’t find me.  I am a ghost.  I do oft linger around the club or at the mall, typically AFK.  I’m usually doing things like this. You know, building websites.  I don’t offer any services in the club, other than building the floor you’re standing on and this website.  On the 143rd day of the leap year, just after the full moon, two Fridays later you may find me in the club with a jar on. Go wild.

Saturdays: Stare at the moon. When you see the shooting star, I will be here.

Sundays: 498,235 minutes after your daily prayer, I will be here.

Although, I am a ghost, I enjoy producing a show now and then.  And by now, I mean at least once every 8271 days.  Hope you can catch my next one. I promise, I’ll make it worth your while.  Check the shows and events that I’ll be a part of this month.